SCOTSMAN

meeting 3 people,doing 43 things, going 0 places
 

What SCOTSMAN has done in 2008

Recent stories by and about SCOTSMAN

Why I want to meet Helena Patini Lancellotti

becuase I am “blonde men single” exactamundo. well in any case my hair used to be blonde i suppose it is the climate and all the fish and chips that causes it to become darker. sheesh if only more females would be this specific I would be laughing.

A story about Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston was well known as a tyrant and fascist dictator in Moldovia c. 1983 – 1985. She forced everyone to dress up in gumboots and parade around shouting ‘homba hoomba’ until they were tired. Also it is alleged that she would vet anyone wearing green as she is very picky about people wearing green and would kill them on the spot if the colour was not of her liking. Beware JA she is probably a vampire and picky about the colour green too. Oh I’m mad by the way

Why I admire Deirdre Saoirse Moen

Because she has a cheeky grin and a fruity, earthy face. What a trooper


The world wants to meet…

ea bigsanford Seth Godin Eminem (Marshall Mathers) Bill Hicks denises David Beckham xielaimao rekha dundas_queen wants to meet sugarbabybaby Mindi T Joseph Holst sitio spoko Celeste wants to meet RuthG sexy_bosma Björk Guðmundsdóttir John Travolta val_surf_babe1217 NinaWills Bob Dylan Bono Natalie Goldberg bookish wants to meet Chitra Drew Barrymore ake calypte Katherine Moennig